作者说：

本文是第一部小说的，其中一篇文章

会议

在联军的强大攻势下，这个不体贴下情的国王华宇连续败北，当打不过提出到三山谈判，我并全线停火，双方不许有冲突，飞到三山，准备，并请了，军队代表各国及当地民众代表参与谈判

三山庵即三座山，象征星球上的国王官员，人民三个阶级自前朝以来，已经成为和平的象征，三山谈判有助于保证星球的发展

人们陆续到场

在422室的主持之下，由我代表各国人民华语代表，凤凰国政府面对面坐在长桌旁，我劝他对人民好一点，作为兄弟国会承认本国地位，保护其主权，华宇态度强硬，举起枪对我说：“猛将将助战我国此星，最终还是我的天下”为避免冲突，我提议休会十分钟，代表们说会议必须进行，不许休会，好在422是说明事理，大会得以暂休

消费时有代表问我为何暂停会议？我说：“此人乃定积分也，我必须智取公道”他们若有所思地退去了，我让大将军带些人把那几位失足朋友送去教育改造

十分钟后，大会继续召开，我对华宇说，那些将军已经投诚，劝他也赶快投诚。华宇说：“大王，不过离我仅三米远，我开一枪天下就是我的大王国，一个星球20多亿人口，也救不了你”

“都进来吧！”一个代表大叔说：“会议不能私密进行，应全球直播，抄家伙”200多位记者冲了进来，整个三楼都架上了机子。“也好”华宇说：“看一看我们这位伟大的国王——一个外星人是如何被一个村民杀掉的”吵闹不可避免

“华宇不得人心，僵尸兄下去干他”几个僵尸狂叫着要下去吃他。“现在直接了结了他，拉弓”几百人举起了弓“同志们，准备凌迟”几百人举起了刀，记者们也从钱包里掏出钱，准备砸他

三山顶上的大火烧起大会已经乱了套，代表们的叫骂声，一浪高过一浪，记者们也很生气，有几个钱币丢了下来，把一个卫兵的手臂都砸肿了，更多的钱币掉落，迫不得已，我扔了个大盾牌，在华宇身后

先生们，请冷静。422式说：“我建议收监华宇择日择时审理”会场沉默不到一分钟，又吼开了：“大会开不完，谁也别想出大厅？请国王让人移走盾牌，国法保护人权，华宇不是东西，不必保护他”诺尔代表说：“同意，谁要想出必须是死后让人抬出去”K金，瀚微，地下，太平洋，等好几个国的代表说。卫兵已经被迫关了门

会议又在怒吼声中连续开了两天，在场的5000多位代表，200多位记者，还有我和华宇，在50多个小时的怒吼中都瘦了一圈，这两天除了吼叫，没有任何成绩。代表中有些都晕倒了，还轻省点的代表提议去水火攻，直接让当地人民去判刑，也只能这样了。422是好不容易叫醒了卫兵开门，几十个医生和几百个军事冲进来，把人都服出去，两个军事把晕倒的华语推上了警车，我也要好好休息一下，没走几步就倒了，是一个军士，把我背进旅店的

几天后，我和新来的代表一起去水火宫结案，大公司很负责，但法官也很公正，有代表提议，扔到其他的星球上去，但作为一个犯人不值得，但当地人民不留着她，再没有多少枪支的情况下，这些刑法太野蛮，进行。。的话，我还要亲眼见着，特别的反胃，但是我必须看，我请大法官无限制地把他关起来，他认为这也不太好，但大法官也不爱。。。也只好这样了，代表们硬着头皮同意了

公诉人读了明降，华宇服法，不甘心的，他向我连开三枪，还好我多穿了一件钻石甲，只是胸口疼了一小会儿

我捡起那三个蓝色的小东西：“玩具枪吗？”

最后的结果可想而知

英文版

Theauthorsaid:

Thisarticleisthefirstnovel,oneofwhichisanarticle

Meeting

Underthestrongoffensiveofthecoalitionforces,HuaYu,theunconsiderateking,lostcontinuously.Whenhecouldnotbringforwardthethreemountainsnegotiations,Iwouldnotceasefireallovertheline,andthetwosideswouldnothaveconflicts,flytothethreemountains,prepare,andinvitethearmytoparticipateinthenegotiationsonbehalfofallcountriesandrepresentativesofthelocalpeople.

Sanshannunneryisthreemountains,symbolizingthekingandofficialoftheplanet,andthethreeclassesofthepeoplehavebecomesymbolsofpeacesincethepreviousdynasty.Thenegotiationofthethreemountainshashelpedtoensurethedevelopmentoftheplanet.

Peoplearecomingtothesceneoneafteranother.

Undertheaegisofroom422,onbehalfoftheChineselanguagerepresentativesofallcountries,thePhoenixgovernmentsatfacetofaceatthelongtable.Iadvisedhimtobenicetothepeople.AsabrotherCongress,herecognizedhiscountry'sstatusandprotecteditssovereignty.HuaYutookatoughattitudeandraisedhisgunandsaidtome,“thefiercewillhelpfightthisstarofourcountry,andfinallymyworld.“inordertoavoidconflict,Iproposetoadjournfortenminutes.Thedelegatessaidthatthemeetingmustbeheldandthatthemeetingmustnotbeadjourned.Fortunately,422isreasonableandtheGeneralAssemblycantakeabreakforawhile.

WhenIwasconsuming,somerepresentativesaskedmewhythemeetinghadbeensuspended.Isaid,“Ihavetobefair,“Isaid.“theyretreatedthoughtfully,andIaskedthegeneraltotakesomepeopletosendthosefriendstoeducationandreform.“

Tenminuteslater,themeetingcontinued,andIsaidtoHuaYuthatthegeneralshadsurrenderedandadvisedhimtodosoassoonaspossible.HuaYusaid:“King,butonlythreemetersfromme,Ishottheworldismygreatkingdom,aplanetofmorethan2billionpeople,cannotsaveyou.“

“comeonin!“Onerepresentativeunclesaid:“themeetingcannotbeheldprivately,shouldbebroadcastliveallovertheworld,copytheguy“morethan200reportersrushedin,thewholethirdfloorwasontheplane.“good,“HuaYusaid.“itisinevitabletotakealookathowourgreatking,analien,waskilledbyavillager.“

“HuaYuisunpopular,brotherzombiegoesdowntodohim,“severalzombiesyelledtogodownandeathim.“nowjustfinishhim,pullthebow,“hundredsofpeopleraisedthebow,“comrades,readytobelate.“hundredsofpeopleraisedknives,andreporterstookoutmoneyfromtheirwalletsandwerereadytohithim.

Thefireonthetopofthethirdmountainhadalreadysetupamessofthemeeting,andthedeputiesyelledateachother,andthereporterswerealsoveryangry.Afewcoinswerethrowndown,thearmsofaguardwereswollen,andmorecoinsweredropped.Asalastresort,IthrewabigshieldbehindHuaYu.

Gentlemen,pleasecalmdown.422stylesaid:“IsuggestthatHuayuchoosethedaytotry,“thevenuewassilentforlessthanaminute,androared:“themeetingwillnotbeover,andnoonewillcomeoutofthehall.“Askthekingtoletpeopleremoveshields,nationallawtoprotecthumanrights,HuaYuisnotathing,donothavetoprotecthim,“agreedthatwhomustcomeupwiththeneedtobecarriedoutafterdeath,“saidKJin,Hanwei,underground,thePacificOcean,andsoon.Theguardshavebeenforcedtoclosethedoor

Themeetingopenedintheroarfortwodaysinarow.Morethan5000delegates,morethan200reporters,aswellasHuaYuandI,lostacircleintheroarofmorethan50hours.Thesetwodays,apartfromroaring,therewerenoachievements.Someofthedeputiesfainted,andsomeofthemproposedtoattackwaterandfireandletthelocalpeoplesentencedirectly,andthatwastheonlywaytodoso.422itwasdifficulttowakeuptheguardstoopenthedoor,dozensofdoctorsandhundredsofmilitaryrushedin,andallthepeopleweresubdued.ThetwotroopspushedthefaintedChineseintothepolicecar.Ialsohadagoodrest.Ifelldownwithinafewsteps.Itwasanon-commissionedofficerwhocarriedmeintothehotel.

Afewdayslater,IwenttotheWaterandFirePalacewiththenewrepresentativetoclosethecase.Thebigcompanywasresponsible,butthejudgewasalsoveryimpartial.Somerepresentativessuggestedthattheyshouldbethrownonotherplanets,butasaprisoner,itwasnotworthit,butthelocalpeopledidnotkeepher,andwithoutmanymoreguns,thesecriminallawsweretoosavageandcarriedout.Ifso,Iwouldliketoseeitwithmyowneyes,butImustseethatIaskedtheJusticetolockhimupwithoutrestriction.Hethoughtitwasnotverygood,buttheChancellordidnotlikeiteither.Ithadtobelikethis,andthedelegatesagreed.

TheprosecutorreadMingjiang,HuaYutookthelaw,unwilling,hefiredatmethreetimesinarow,fortunatelyIworeanextradiamondarmour,butmychesthurtforalittlewhile.?

Ipickedupthethreelittlebluethings:“Toygun?“

Thefinalresultcanbeimagined.

这个是我初三的水平